TeenDaze

So just now I was doing that teenage girl thing where you look through 90s pictures of Kate Moss and think about how cool she is

and then it hit me

As of this weeks birthday, I'm not even a teenager

Bloody Hell

I'm not only just not a teenager anymore, I'm now older than Kate Moss where she wore that see through slip at age 19

(such a super team, here's another 90s Naomi x Kate for good measure)

But then I found these pictures of Kate aged 21 and I thought 'well hey, still super bangin', it will all work out for the best'

I mean, I recognise that in a year I might not be at a major award ceremony trotting down the red carpet with a cross generational heart throb, but there's a good chance. 

Think pink! think pink and you're Michelangelo.

Here is a pick and mix of images that kinda fit my 'babe manifesto' mind-set at the moment.

 Try not to be distracted by babe'n 90s Kate, focus on the important things - like careful sticker placement, dark lips and beige strappy sandals** 

Expressionist vaginas, passive torsos - Dolce and Gabbana Autumn 2011

 We'll call this guy Arnold (cream on his face and the picture of content)

 Dolly - matching cuffs to bra Or flared-sleeve lace onesie?  // Totoro Nails

Remember when Kay Thompson told us that Red is dead, blue is through, green's obscene, brown's taboo? What to do? (THINK PINK)

 Evita era Madonna. Yeh, she can see into your soul, but in the good way, you know - like a white, skinny and disinterested Oprah. (Vogue USA October 1996 Photographed by Steven Meisel)

Back when hair went puffy, roller-skates supreme and condoms were for priests - Boogie Nights. //

Lulu

Fantasy night at the Jim Henson play mansion?

And now for some breathtakingly in sync babes - "Listen boy, my first love story. Ooh Uh Oh Ooh Uh Oh Yeah"

Why K-Pop is not more popular in Australia is beyond me. Girls Gen' is everything that's good in the world in one all singing all dancing package. (With matching minishorts!)

Do you feel enriched now that you are full to the brim with fluffy pink joy? Of course.
Play safe babes, eat well.


**(seriously though guyz, can someone talk sandals with me? cute ones that don't hurt or suck - perfect for a forthcoming trip to Vietnam?)