Bitches ain't shit

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

Get the fuck out after you're done

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

Remember the season finale of ANTM recently where the girls got to show the Vivienne Westwood Anglomania collection?

of course you do

Well, when I was kicking about London a month back I was lucky enough to try on this Amazing renaissance dress from the collection which fit like a loved thing and looked even better. 

One day I will have enough pennies but for now I can only dream.

I'm sorry I've been so shit at blogging the last few months,

For four nights last week I slept homeless in the south of France being a general vagabond and just last night in sunny Barcelona stumbled into a street festival where my honeys and I joined a band parade through the streets, dancing with cute Spanish drummer boys while eying off tapas

Life is very sweet little chickpeas, so forgive me and I will love you again when I can

xxxx