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Blogginglove has not rekindled. Is it unkindled? Is it merely whelmed?

Where did 'whelmed' go?

I am UNDERwhelmed by fashion blogging now.

It holds LITTLE INTEREST in a world filled with So Many things beyond my sartorial desires

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off the coast of Papua New Guinea there is an island called GOODENOUGH ISLAND and they used to have a really fabulous breed of mangy wild dog that I read about in

the 1945 edition of The Observers Book of Dogs

which also states that the 'Tasmanian Dog' 'is now found only in the mountainous areas' even though I'm pretty sure the Thylacine was basically declared extinct after this one died in the Hobart zoo during the 30's.

(if you like a doggy disco you'll love...) 
Fun WITH Values!

My favourite childhood VHS - TREASURE ATTIC, bought by my mother in the mid 90s off a travelling salesmen is strangely and HYPNOTICALLY RELIGIOUS. The fact that I am not heavily indoctrinated is a MIRACLE FROM GOD. lol jks logic4eva. It featured some puppets, one named 'BunnyBigWords' and a suspicious character named Uncle Jim who would spring forth from a cupboard to share the word of God with a capital G. 

you should probably use the word MAJUSCULE in favour of 'Capital Letter'

(and the word SAGACITY is just GOOD FOR BUSINESS)

So while we're talking about important things I should obviously mention the biggest issue of the moment - 

THE WORLD WILL END THIS YEAR 
no it won't

So much for all those people hoping for an Arrested Development movie in the next decade or 3.

That's basically all I have to say. It's all very pointless. Personally I find it all very informative. We learnt about things like Fan Death - the belief widely held in South Korea that a fan left running overnight in your room will kill you, despite that "this phenomenon has never been reported or ever heard of in any other country." We also learnt about Bill Murray's moustache, and that really, is Everything.

PS 

a touch of FASHTAWK here is my fun new gold corset as worn with a fur skirt

It's a two man job to put the corset on, which is why the photo is so average - I'd have to wake up a cohort to put it on to retake the photo yadda yadda I'm lazy/considerate.

Bitches ain't shit

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

Get the fuck out after you're done

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

Remember the season finale of ANTM recently where the girls got to show the Vivienne Westwood Anglomania collection?

of course you do

Well, when I was kicking about London a month back I was lucky enough to try on this Amazing renaissance dress from the collection which fit like a loved thing and looked even better. 

One day I will have enough pennies but for now I can only dream.

I'm sorry I've been so shit at blogging the last few months,

For four nights last week I slept homeless in the south of France being a general vagabond and just last night in sunny Barcelona stumbled into a street festival where my honeys and I joined a band parade through the streets, dancing with cute Spanish drummer boys while eying off tapas

Life is very sweet little chickpeas, so forgive me and I will love you again when I can

xxxx

Next Christmas I hope to find a Punk in my Pudding

After dearly desiring those s/s2010 Miu Miu collars, I, like every other cheap bastard bought a too-big second hand shirt and decorated it myself. I attempted the cat, and, failing dismally went for a more Vivienne Westwood 07 thing. (Which will probably remain my excuse for every failed drawing for the rest of my life.)

Vivienne Westwood ready-to-wear Spring 2007

Ugly shirt lead to a stand alone collar. I had fun with it on Christmas day paired with this gorgeous Therese Rawsthorne dress.

Ah, but every business day must come to an end. Off with the collar - with an expression that says both "too much champagne" and "there is uneaten Christmas pudding with My Name on it".

-Yay! Party with Viv and Pamela-

PS. How cute does smiling Lindsey look at the top!?