Princess Flower Babe

Last night I wrote this while under the influence of the intoxicating liquids. I have decided to post it because Ruby asked of yesterdays post if I was drunk when I wrote it (hint: yes) but I thought this one was funnier:


"Hey Jazz

Yeh?

What's the first thing you'll be doing when you go to London in July?

Don't you remember? - LIBERTY OF LONDON NIKES  IS WHAT I'LL BE DOING MY DEAR IMAGINARY THING THAT I AM TALKING TO!

Now I just need to decide - which ones?

Hey Jazz

Yeh?

You are shallow and dumb

Geez girl, way to publicise your insecurities on the internet.

~maybe I made this blog as a subconscious way to document my decent into insanity after all?~"

Hey Kids! Drinking is cool and will earn you the respect of your peers. DUH

Liberty Leading The People (that is the best title I will ever come up with)

MERRY CHRZMS!

I am using Kurt because (like every other human) when I was 14 I went through a huge grunge phase and really desired those cat eye glasses - so how exciting is this!

more eXcitment!

2011 PREVIEW 2011 PREVIEW

I was surprised when I realised that I really desire a pair of phat Nike dunks.

Which turned to sadness when I realised the only ones that would fill the void were the Liberty of London Nike collaboration. Duh-Jazz-You-Missed-The-Stampede-Of-2008.

New

Cute

2011

Set your alarms kids

Dear Nike, Dear Liberty of London

Thank You for filling the void of sugary-sweet streetwear in my life

Love Jazz

MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS