Wait Til Ya See Ma Gidget

Here is a disgusting conglomeration of photos I have taken of myself lately for this blog thing. Or just photos. Given that today is my birthday, and I am vain at the best of times, allow me to indulge in the Vainest Post Evah - with special guest pictures - 

 This coat is the best and greatest thing I own. More later.

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Kitsch apron always makes me feel like the embodiment of a cupcake.

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Long Hair! And Crimping! And Ribbons! Oh My

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Sometimes there is no need to explain the desire to be a cowgirl And a TeenWitch at the same time.

(I don't know why I am doing that in the photo)

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This jumpsuit fits horribly but I love it.

Spectacular belt buckle by Justin Boehme

Adios Friends

Talitha Getty's Grotto

Yves Saint Laurent once said 

"I knew the youthfulness of the sixties: Talitha and Paul Getty lying on a starlit terrace in Marrakesh, beautiful and damned, and a whole generation assembled as if for eternity where the curtain of the past seemed to lift before an extraordinary future."

Heavenly. 

I've been having a touch of Talitha Getty cravings lately, with a bit of a seventies spin.

 

 Eruption of Eyjafjallajökull, feels necessary

 Patti Boyd and George Harrison

I've been quite rubbish at photos lately. 

Here is a silly photo of my flowing clothes self beating a rug with a broom. 

The other shows a recent obsession with bindis and plated hair.

also, my computer is home from the doctors after two weeks, it felt like losing a limb.

Next Christmas I hope to find a Punk in my Pudding

After dearly desiring those s/s2010 Miu Miu collars, I, like every other cheap bastard bought a too-big second hand shirt and decorated it myself. I attempted the cat, and, failing dismally went for a more Vivienne Westwood 07 thing. (Which will probably remain my excuse for every failed drawing for the rest of my life.)

Vivienne Westwood ready-to-wear Spring 2007

Ugly shirt lead to a stand alone collar. I had fun with it on Christmas day paired with this gorgeous Therese Rawsthorne dress.

Ah, but every business day must come to an end. Off with the collar - with an expression that says both "too much champagne" and "there is uneaten Christmas pudding with My Name on it".

-Yay! Party with Viv and Pamela-

PS. How cute does smiling Lindsey look at the top!?

Flailing Wildly. Failing?

 When I am buried. Here.

When my hair was long and I was going through a crimping phase and also being a TeenWitch

Also, one of my favourite Comme des Garcon collections. 

"But Jazz! You have only picked the things that look exactly the same when in fact there were many looks in this show." 

Yes. It is a floating dream for floating dreamers.

CdG a/w 09

kiss kiss Jazz

Things that are pleasant

SHOES! London College of Fashion BA graduate show - Xiao Li's collection?
Is that the older model who was in Lanvin for H&M campaign? I luff her.

Abbey

 'Her favourite flowers are daffodils' - Big Fish

Kate

 from here 

still need to get to my purple hair//Stand By Me