Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
Remember the season finale of ANTM recently where the girls got to show the Vivienne Westwood Anglomania collection?
of course you do
Well, when I was kicking about London a month back I was lucky enough to try on this Amazing renaissance dress from the collection which fit like a loved thing and looked even better.
One day I will have enough pennies but for now I can only dream.
I'm sorry I've been so shit at blogging the last few months,
For four nights last week I slept homeless in the south of France being a general vagabond and just last night in sunny Barcelona stumbled into a street festival where my honeys and I joined a band parade through the streets, dancing with cute Spanish drummer boys while eying off tapas
Life is very sweet little chickpeas, so forgive me and I will love you again when I can